Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him.
Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank’s slogan was:
We make your dreams come true…
a lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
a Chini was in hospital.
SaNTa went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHa” & died.
SaNTa went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PaIR Utha.
a man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
