Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
a Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MaIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha or
apni wife se bola jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana
