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Long Time ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS and Today, The history continues...
after finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
after finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna started his practice. He checked the eyes, tongue & ears of his 1st patient by torch & finallly said Bole To..Torch Theek hai...!!!
Bazu main dam rakhta hun, Dil main gham rakhta hun, aapki dosti k baad logoun se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHaIRTa kum te nai jana"
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHaIRTa kum te nai jana"
a psychological study Has proved that all the donkeys, monkeys. idiots, mentals use their thumb to read sms. Don''t change ur finger, its too late
Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. after Marriage, Beautiful doll.. after 1 year, Nice doll.. after 2 years, Only doll.. after 3 years, Panadol........
Teacher teaching a student algebra a=B and B=C, it means a=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..
Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DaBaY WaLaY"
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge