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Ek sheikh doctor

Ek sheikh doctor k pass gaya or bola
k ghar ja ker mareez check karnay k kitnay pesay logay?
Doctor:300 rs.
Sheikh:chlain doctor sahab.
Ghar puhanchay to docor ne pocha k mareez kahan hai?
Sheikh: mareez koi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha

What will Himesh

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->

Attitude of girls:

attitude of girls:

When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->

pathan: me ne

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

Why Did Lady Throw

Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar

beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Teacher:

Teacher:
What should be in a
book to make it a bestseller?

Tommy:
a girl on the cover
and
no cover on the girl.

He said…

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

Businessman explaining

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

Define a True Music Lover?

Define a True Music Lover?

a Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
and a Boy Near the Keyhole
is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.

You are a DOG

You are a DOG…
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling na?
am i right??
Tu sach mein kutta hai

Teacher says to student, In Algebra

Teacher says to student, In algebra
a=B
&
B=C.
It means a=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter

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