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Girlfriend: And are you sure

Girlfriend: and are you sure
you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday

What Happens When

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
.
.
.
.
Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat ha

Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper: 5 kiss
Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss
Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi

A recently fired

a recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE Kafi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

Newspapers me aaya

Newspapers me aaya
50% Pathan Bewakoof Hoty Hain.
Is Pae Pathanao NE Kafi Halla machaya.
Phir aaya .
50% Pathan Bewakof Naho Hoty hain.
Tab ja K mamla Set hoa.

SIrf Is Baat Par Hum

SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy aur Hum G.a.Bhutto Keh Gaye.

Faraz In Arabic;

Faraz In arabic;

Zardari Un Hukmaara Nun azaabun Fee Insaana Fasa Dun Faraz,
aata-Tunn Bijli-Sunn Petrol-Gumm Bhum Bhum Dhamakatun al Kuuttun Kameenun.

Janab Yaqoob

Janab Yaqoob Rasheed Ne Farmaya K Dhu al-Qi''dah K Maheney May Jo Shaks Kisi KO 100 Rupee Ka Card send Kary Ga Qayamat K Din Ussy WaRID ki Sim Free Miley Gi!!!!

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,

Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"aisi 2 or lado" ;)

A-Aik lady apny

a-aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMa" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady yekaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady mn ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMa" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
jy ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?

B- Wife I yhink our daughter is in love withsomeone
H''band "how do u know"?
Wife B''coz she is not asking for pocket money.......

C- Boy: chalo kisi sunsan jaga chaltay hn...
Girl: Tum aesi wesi harkat to nhi karogay..?
Boy:bilkul nhi...
Girl:to phr rahnay do janay ka ki faida???

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