Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today
and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour.
When do you want to start?
New employee:In 3 months.
a beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books and Study
a beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books and Study
a lawyer saw an auto accident on street.
He rushed over and started handing out
business cards saying:
I saw the whole thing..
I will take either side.
admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.
How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?
