Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTa khara hai
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: aap married hein?
admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?