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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTa khara hai

1 sardar airhostess se,

1 sardar airhostess se,
“aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”adat bhi bohut milti hai”

Tofani barish mein rat ko,

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: aap married hein?
admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di

Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?

Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”

Dil diya tha MOHABBT

Dil diya tha MOHaBBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYaNI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PaNI samajh kar.

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Accounts k student ki gaali:-

accounts k student ki gaali:-

Salay bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paidaishi bad debt,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent admi,
Khandan ka net loss,

tu paida kion howa ?

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend

Sardarji says I LOVE YOU to his girl friend
and suddenly falls on the floor.
Girlfriend:What is this?
Sardarji:Oji, I am falling in love!

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei

1 Hathi Romantic mood mei
1 chunti ko cherta hai.
chunti ghusay mei
Hathni k pas ja k kehti he:

apny awara shohar ko smjha lo
warna mard hamary ghar me b hain

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats a B C D E F G?
a Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B a ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy again.

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