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ki bemisal kamiyabi k bad ab..
Faraz in english.



This is this and What is what Faraz..


If this is what then what is this Faraz?
Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DaY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
sardar Bought a New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le aya
.*""* .. * ""*.
''* Dil ki *''
* Gehrayon *
"*. se .*"
"*.*

Fitay moonh!

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uska
jo ap ka Bura chahay.. :D
ap ne DIL churaya HUM khamosh rahe,

ap ne NEEND churai HUM khamosh rahe,

ap ne HaSSI churai HUM khamosh rahe BUT It''s 2 much yaar.

meri CHaPPaL WaPIS KaRO.
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring


aB KHUSH???

Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
In art Gallery Couple §ees Picture Tf a Girl çovered ßy Leaves

Husband keeps Watching

Wife: ab çhalo Gay ¥a Huwa çhalny ka Intezar karte Rho ge?
asalaam-mo-alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or azizu,
Main, aaJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,asalaam-mo-alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or azizu,
Main, aaJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,asalaam-mo-alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!
2 DaNGEROUS WEaPONS IN THE

WORLD MORE POWERFUL THaN

NUCLEaR BOMBS...
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(1) 2week used sockz


(2) molion waly parathy ki gase
aik Nars ka Mangaitar usay bari hasrat se:
kash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to main tumhare pass aata, tum meri khidmat karti aur main jaldi theek ho jata.
Nars: Tumhen mere pass koi haadsa nahi bal-k mojza hi la sakta hy, kyun k main "ZaCHa BaCHa" ward mein hoti hon.