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Sardar ne Bacha aghwa

Sardar ne Bacha aghwa kia or tavaan k lye sticker pe likh k bache pe chipkaya "10 Lakh subah pull k neche pohnchado"
aur bache ko ghar wapis bhejdia
Dosre din wo pull k neche gya to usy paise milgye or sath sticker pe likha tha
"Maa Qasam paise ka gham nai,Gham to is bat ka hai k SaRDaR ne SaRDaR ko loota

Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko

Teri Sada Ki Bay-Rukhi Ko Main aaj Tak Bhula Nahi Paya,,,,,

Mubarakaan Jee mubarkan... Is Shair Mein "Faraz" Nahi aaya.....!!!

In battle Sardar g

In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.

Why?

Sardar g replied

'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤

A Sardar asked his friend:

a Sardar asked his friend: kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain??
Frend replied: No
Sardar said: tou phir taangain kahan se daalta hai saalay..!!

U r sweet as CHOCOLATE

U r sweet as CHOCOLaTE

Metha as GULaBJaMN

U r sweet as CHOCOLaTE

Metha as GULaBJaMN

Rasila as RUS''MaLaIE

Cool as ICE CREaM

aLLaH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYaN

Na LaY Jae .!!

Cool as ICE CREaM

aLLaH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!

Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYaN

Na LaY Jae .!!

Teacher: Humien

Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish aana Chahiye.
Boy: acha ab Samajh me aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.

Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms

aaae,

apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy

Bole To

Ek dum khalas

agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To

4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal

warna khalas.

Shayiri chor kar pakoray

Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)

Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,

Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)

Sardar apne ghar walon

Sardar apne ghar walon k sath larki dekhne gya,

ghar walo ne dono ko akela chor dia
Sardar:Behn G ap kitne behn bhai ho?
Larki:Gusse se Pehle 3 thy ab 4 hogye..

Chand Or Main..

Chand
Or
Main..

Dono Ka Ek Sa
Muqaddar Hai..

Wo asman Pe
Tanha To Main
Zameen Pe akela..

Wo Roshni Mangay
Suraj Se..

Or Main Mohtaj
Houn K.E.S.C?

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain? To batao?

Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar

"Darzi"

Samjhay panchvi fail :-D

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