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Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

a kid gets 0 marks in a paper.Father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

''Ye hay aap k

''Ye hay aap k

angothy ki "warzish"

Aap aChey

aap

aChey

Sachey

pYarey

ImaNdaR

SamaJhdar

aqalmanD

ShareeF

Logoon sey
dur rehain!!

Warna woh
bhi "biggar" jaen gey

American. Chinese. Pakistani.

american.
Chinese.
Pakistani.
Chand par ponch gay
3no ne nechay jhank kar dekha to zamen pr 1 lambi line nazr aye.
american ye funelait ki building he
Chinese nhi ye
Dewar-E-Cheen he.
Pakistani paglo na ye koi building he or na koi dewar

ye pakistan mai UTILITY STORE k bahir aata lena walo ki line hay.

Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets

Great students like Us , work on the principle of rockets
It doesn''t mean we aim for the skys
It means we don''t start studying unless our tail is on fire
hahaha

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WeLCome
TÖ

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aap K Pyar Karne Ki
UMaR
aBHi
NaHi
aai.

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>Sbse Cool? +Aap Ho >Sbse Smart?

>Sbse Cool?
+aap Ho
>Sbse Smart?
+aap Ho
>Sbse Sweet?
+aap Ho
>Sbse achay?
+aap Ho

oh hello Zyda khush Mat ho Msg Mujhko aaya Tha!

apko to Sirf Perhaya hai..

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...

Woh LOVE LOVE likhti rahi...
Men leave leave perhta raha...

Woh KISS KISS likhti rahi...
Me kaash kaash kaash perhta raha...

Woh SHaaDI kar ke chali gai...
Me LaNGUaGE course karta raha...

.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

.Mere Nana ne ye keh ker mujh se rishta tor dia Faraz

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Moong phali mein dana nahi. hum tumharey Nana nahi...

It''s v easy 2 eat Sweet Choclate

It''s v easy
2 eat Sweet Choclate,
Speak Sweet Words,
Watch
Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find a
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"

EIk Sheir Arz hai'',''

EIk Sheir arz hai'',''

Idhar B Ghum ho Gaya hai'',

Udher B ''Ghum'' ho Gaya hai,

Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya ha

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

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