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Do u know whats a B C D E F G?
a Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B a ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy again.
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un honto ko tum choom kr to dekho FaRaZ

maza na aaey to paisay wapis.
Wen a black cat falls down from 60 feet
wat wil de white cat say











Don''t think like a philosphr
cat will only say


MEeeaaOOon;-)
5 hi-tech sardar''s inventions

Waterproof towel

Solar powerd tourch

Book on how to read

Pedal powerd wheelchair

Umbrella with holes to see its raining,:-
a man, who surrenders when he is wrong, is honest.

a man who surrenders when not sure, is wise.

a man who surrenders even if he''s right, is a husband. (",)
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
Ufone ka new package.


"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr



us sa cheen lejiay"


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TM HI TO HO...
Boht udas he har Shakhs tere jane se

Hosake to lot aa kisi bahane se

Tu lakh Khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh

Mohalay me kitna Kachra jama hai Tere na any se.
Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
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Mr & Mrs
"Dahi Bara"
Request The Pleasure Of Ur Company To attend The Marriage Of Their
"Son"
"Kaka Gol Gappa"
With
"Bibi Paapri"

R.S.V.P
Mr & Mrs. Kachori
Mr & Mrs.Samosa
Venue
Pastry Hall near Bhail Poori Chowk
Chatni Bazar
Papar Nagar.

aana Zarur mery Ras Gully
Someone wrote to PaTHaN agr tm zaheen ho to 100 ka blnc bhejo
Hoshyar ho to 200 or
agr dono ho to 300 bhejo


Pathan sent 600.Rs
and wrote
YaRa HM SBKa BaaP HY!