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How to grow up a baby 2 make it absoulte charming, smart, good looking, truthful n extremely intelligent kid ?
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aSK MY PaRENTS. :)
Bazar wali nazuk si

office wali naram naram

mohalay wali patli si

hotel wali Chikni chikni

ghar wali garma garam

wese aap kahan ki ROTI pasand kartay hein?
L ======
O ======
V ======
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L=Loss of Money.
O=Out of Mind.
V=Vaste of Time.
E=End of Life.

SO,
Don''t LOVE


Sirf Line Maaro!
;-)
On airport 3 men were wating 4 their sons

Hindu:
Hamare amirzade ne ana hai.

Muslim:
Hamare navabzade ne ana hai.

Sardar:
saaday v haramzade ne ana a.
Best sms of the Year.

"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,

But...


a girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."

GEO larkio....!!;-)
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya

pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.

Kia me jawan ho gya hun?



Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hein

wah wah wah
phool kharab nahi hota
makhia kharab karti hein

Bacha Kharab nahi hota bachiyan kharab krti hain;)
Ek sardar motorway par cigrate pita hua bhag rha tha us se kisi ne pocha
"kia kar rahay ho?
Sardar:
main dekh raha hun k 1 cigerate kitne kilometre chalta hai.!
Employee:Boss aap Shaadi-Shuda
Logo Ko Hi Naukri Kyon Dete Ho?


Boss: Kyun k Unhe Pehle Se Hi


Gaaliya Khane Ki aadat Hoti Hai...
Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: aj Kitna acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr agya...
Which is the longest toilet in the world?

Guess


Pakistan railway track


u can use it from karachi to khaber

Proud to be a Pakistani.