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India attack on pakistan at sialkot sector





IN
1965
Maa: beta shadi us larki se karna jo perhezgar ho, 5 waqt k namazi ho, hafiz e quran ho, sharef ho

Beta: maa mein ne shadi karni hai DaMM nai karwana...
UFONE LaYa NEW OFFER
Khali JaGa PE ''U'' LaGaO aUR BaN JaO

ST__PID

B__DH__

BEWaK__F

__LL__

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

Ufone
Its all about U
a couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agar bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le
amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.

But

Suspence is [amir himself is the killer]

NOw..

EnJoy

GHaJINI :P
(KaISa FILM Ka MaZa KHaRaB KYa) :D
Old phrase:
a Bird in hand is better than 2 in Bush.
..
.
New phrase:
a Boot on Bush is better than 2 in foot.:-)
Fakeer:
"aLLaH k naam per de de baba..

Dukandaar:
"Kal aana...

Fakeer:
"Ess kal kal k chaker mein ess market mein mere laakhon rupay phansay hue hain!
Sk0ol ka T0ilet aJEEB hy Pappu ko m0ti0n Shadeed hy

T0ilet me Kahan Light hy
Papu ki Halat Tight hy

papu ka para m0ti0ns se pala
thats y papu cnt dance sala,
Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)
Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BaBU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k aa gaya,

Bari aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas aa gaya,

Ye ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BaBU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card aata Tha ab EasyLoad b aa gaya,

ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand agaya;-