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An MBA Student to a Sweeper:

an MBa Student to a Sweeper:
"Mere Pas Degree Hai,Knowledge Hai, 4 Logon Mein Izzat Hai.
Tere Pas Kya Hai?"
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.
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Sweeper Proudly replied:
"Mere Pas Job Hai"

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,

ISHQ hy to IZHaR bhi hona Chahiye,
aDMI ko 1 Din BEEMaaR bhi hona Chahiye,
apni YaaDON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
aakhir ISHQ me ITWaaR bhi hona Chahiy@@

G-reat H-ot O-ne in million

You are a GHONCHU..

G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique

Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi na..

Yaar Ye Dekh...

Yaar
Ye Dekh...

Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.

Bapu Bola:

Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi Karta Usay Or Msg Kar,aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"

Bolay To

"Sharam aai kya"

Hamari ??? men chahat

Hamari ??? men chahat

Chahat me ????

Khalos me ????

Piyar mealey
Bench
Par
Baithey
Huye
Student
K
Bag
Mein
Parhi
Hui
Urdu
Ki
Book
K
Page #57
Ki
Line #10
Mein
Likha
Tha
K
Dusron ka time waste karna buri baat hai

Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna

Girl: aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)

Dentist Ki Beti B.F

Dentist Ki Beti B.F Se: aj Kitna acha Moqa Tha Tm Mere Dad Se Shadi Ki Baat Krskty Thy.
Larka: Bs aj B Mera Hosla Nhi Hua. Khmoshi Se 1 Or Dant Nklwa Kr agya...

New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011

New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram

Team:

Bekar younus

Rashid takleef

Shahid afriki

Inzimam full duck

Shoaib kambakhter

Umer bull

Kamran khatmal

Kana Naveedul Hasan

Mehman butt

Extras:

Baitsman

Baiman farhat

Danish maleria.

teacher, student

teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

Jb Wo MAkEUp kArti hy,

Jb Wo MakEUp karti hy,
To BiLkuL ReEma Lagti hy,

jb Wo MakEUp karti hY to BiLkuL ReEma Lagti..

Or Jab Wo MakEUp nhi karti to"Shafqat CheEma" Lagti hy;-)

Arz, kiya hai ......!

arz, kiya hai ......!
Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

kaheen us main say bhi na nikal aye"FaRaZ"

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