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Dekhte Hi Dekhte Kya Zamana agaya,

K Har Kisi k Hath Me Mobile aa gaya,

JisNe Kabhi Larki Na PataYi Ho''''BaBU'''',

Wo Gandu b Date Maar k aa gaya,

Bari aag Lagti Hay Us Waqt dimagh Me,

Koi Kahe k Teri Bachi Ka Number Mere Pas aa gaya,

Ye ajab zaleel panay Ka Part Hy''''BaBU'''',

Pehle 100 Ka Card aata Tha ab EasyLoad b aa gaya,

ab Poori Raat Sirf Ek Rupay Me Baat,

Saare TharkiYo Ko Ye Package Pasand agaya;-
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
a Guy Walks Upto Them & asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
a Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry about The 140 Million..
Meri parosan chaat pr i or mjhe dekh kr kaha,

Mere aane se hi aya ye hawa ka jhonka...


Mein dheray se muskuraya or kaha
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PONKa...!
Beta: Papa apki Love Marrige Hui Thi Na?

Bap khush ho kr:
G Beta apKo Kaisy Pta?

Beta:Wo aapKi Shadi Or Meri Date Of Birth Men Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hai na..!
"aBEY
OYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?


M

Ma




MaRZI.
1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"
apni saanson ko rok lijiye,


Dil ki dharkanon ko thaam lijiye,


Dil ki gaheraai se mera naam lijiye,


Bus ab normal ho jaiye aur apna kaam kijiye..
:-).
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....










JaaN hy tu pagal !!
apna khayal rakha kar ;-)
Joke in
1 word

"sardar"

Joke in
2 words

"Intelligent
sardar"

Joke in
3 words

"sardar Playing
Chess"



Joke in
4 words

"sardar Wins
The Game"
Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:
USa inventd a machine 2 catch thievs

In US
30min it caught 20thievs

In UK
30mins 30thievs

In India
30min 90thievs

Pakistan
In 5mins da machine was stolen:-)