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A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA

a Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USa
letter on top writn, I m sendng aBBa''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under aBBa''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.aBBa is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz aMMa is not feelin well..

Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

1: UNIT NO.1
2: QUaID ZaMIN PER
3: BHaI LOG LONDON WaLaY
4: OPERaTION 92
5: LONDON TO 9 ZERO
6: SIRF aLTaF
7: BHaI JO BHI KaHEN
8: LaGaY RaHO aLTaF BHaI
9: Hum Bhatta Lay Chuke Bhai..!
10: Humari Kilashunkof ap k Pas He
11: 12MaY to Hona Hi Tha.!

New Funny GAME.

New Funny GaME.
Sath sath add karty jayain.

Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tak koi number apney Zahn main rak lain. Phir us main 5 aDD kar phir 2 se MULTIPLY karai phir us ko 10 divid kar dein jo ans aye us ko

Ek khali PaGE
pe lekh dain.
Phir us PaGE ka Jahaz bana k orayain. aur Enjoy kerein :P

1 charsi dosre se

1 charsi dosre se
abe tere ko pata hai
BHaRaT
or
HINDUSTaN
men JUNG chir gai

Dosra charsi
abe shukar hai apna

INDIa
beech men nahi aya....;-)

Yesterday

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

aishwrya Is a Film Star

Saniya Mirza Is a Tenis Star

Wasim Is a Criket Star

and

"Khalid Is a SMS STaR.!!

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha

akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai apko

Chatne Laga aur aap Mujhe.

Career is like a light

Career is like a light
and Girls are like shadows!

If you''ll follow
the shadows you''ll
miss the light.

and if you''ll follow the light shadows will follow you!

Ek aadmi raat ko 3

Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..

''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,

to saath wali charpai se aawaz aai

''Bahi tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->

Meaning of PAKISTAN

Meaning of PaKISTaN

P. Pyaar
a. aman
K. Khushhaali
I. Insaaf
S. Shaanti
T. Tarakki
a. aazaad adliya
N. Not available here.

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

Thora Garam Thanda Zyada Piya Karo

SmS Zara Naya Kiya Karo

agar Samjh Na aaye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro

Hum SmS K KiñG Hain

Hm Se Roz New SmS Le Liya karo.

You r a DOG

You r a DOG

KyuN Bura Laga Na?

Par Bura Mat Mano

DOG means..

D=Demand

O=Of

G=Girls

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