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75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me add Dya


"ZaROORaT-e-RISHTa"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter aya





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.ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey atey Hain"
akbar:anarkali tjhe kya chahye

"Taj"ya"Takht"?

anarkali:
Jahanpanah mujhe na Taj chahye aur na hi Takht

mujhe sirf 1 naya Connection chye

Talk shak ka :-)
a Student Wrote a Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!


His Father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.
Subah
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M= Mohabat Se
S= Satao.
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar aaey to
aSTaGHFIRULLaH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
aSTaGHFIRULLaH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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Nice Hai Na?
agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKa
Happy mirasi day
:)
Ye msg usko bhejo jo apki nazr mein dunya ka sb se bara mirasi ho.

Mene to bhej dia ha.ab mujhy send kr k mirasio wali harkat mat karna :)
Memon: aur sunao, thanda piyo gay ya garam?
Mehman: Thanda aur garam dono!
Memon: aye Shazia, ek glass fridge se aur ek glass geser se pani la do
Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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Nice na...??
High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On a Bench Eating Sweets One after another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He always Minded His Own Business
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty aj Se america
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
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