1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MaZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MaZLOMON Ka SaTHI HaY "aLTaF HUSSaIN
5 Things U Hate when Ur Parents ask:
1-Y R U Late?
2-Y U Need So Much Money?
3-Y Does She/He Call U?
4-Y Such Low Marks?&
5-Y Can''t U be as good as MUZaMMIL;-)
Pathan proposed a girl wid romantic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai me
Mai pagl hon teri judai me
Pani mei machar ter nai sakta..
Pathan tere bin reh nahi sakta
BOY: apni beti ki shadi mujse kar dain mei apko us k wazan k brabar sona dunga MEMON: Muje waqt do
BOY: sochne ko?
MEMON: Nahi beti ka wazn barhanay k lyae