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1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Se Roti Hoi Nikli.
Kisi Ne Billi Se Ronay Ki Wajah Poochi,
Billi Ne Jawab Diya
"Ik Tey Menu Marya Utton Mera Choowa V Kho Laya..
Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat
The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of all Science Students Is...






a Bomb Should Have

Fallen Instead Of

an apple On NEWTON ..
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Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

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Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me about
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ..
a golden message for youngsters....


a bright future CaN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CaNNOT give u a bright future....
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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Fakir bache se: 1 rupe ka sawal hai baba!

Bacha: baba, jaldi se sawal poocho,

muje ek rupe ki sakht zarort hai..!
Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!





apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,

agar dada aashiq na hota.
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GHaREEB aaDMI aIK KaaM DIL KHOL KE KaRTa HaI SOCHO KIa??

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3 Rupay may un limited sms ... =P