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Mumbai attacks kay baad

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WaNTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KaTRINa KaIF"

PUNJaB demand "PRIYaNKa CHOPRa"

BaLOCHISTaN demands "KaREENa KaPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHaHID
KaPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

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Nothing is permanent

Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life

Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
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Even if u r
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Married!

1 Aadmi TeleScope

1 aadmi TeleScope Se aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

PaTHaN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PaTHaN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.

Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai

Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..

1 pathan bhagte bhagte ruk gaya..
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Kyun?
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Yaaaar os ka sans phool gya tha, Jaan ly lo pathano ki.
tum b na
jaan le lo pathano ki

In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo

Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon

Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.

TEACHER: Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.

TEaCHER:
Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li.
Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari.
Dono main fark batao.

STUDENT:
Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHaDI-SHUDa tha....

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro zara. . .

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
Pappu

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Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->

MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:

MEN''s TOP 7 LIES:

1. It wont happen again

2. I m single

3. She is jus a frnd

4. Im Sorry

5. I like u

6. I dont wanna loose U

7. Im telin d truth;-)

Identification of Student

Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock

Identification of Student

Identification of Student
1.Books in bag,Faisalabad
2.Books in hands,Sialkot
3.Rolled books in jeans,Lahore
4.Without books but mobile in hands,Karachi
We Rock

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