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Pathan went to meet a Frnd On Eid Day.

Frnd:
Eid Namaz kahan parhi?

Pathan:
Sath wale ground me.
ajeeb namaz thi,
na sajda,
na rukoo,
aur
Molvi k agay koi charpai rakh k so raha tha.

Frnd:
Oye Pagal, Wo to janaza tha kisi ka.

Pathan:
Oho, Mein to buht se logo ko galay mil k Mubarakbad bhi de aya..
Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DaFa kro usko ;-)
Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DaFa kro usko ;-)
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .
Q Hr bar mosam
ki trha badal
jate ho''

Q Hr roz hmra dil dukhate ho

Ye bat sunkr
mri rooh tak
kanp gai

K tm ab b

Brtan Dhony
waly SOaP se
Nahaty ho. ;)
Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.
Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!
Brking News:
sab se guzrashi hai k sab apna inbox delet kardain
l----l---
l ''-.o
l /l\ FaRaZ
| JL ne

khud kushi ker li hai
Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHaND par b TaJMaHaL bana dete.
Sardar proposed his BoSs daughter.
BoSs: Jitni teri pay hai us me to meri beti k lye toilet paper b nahi ayega.
Sardar: Jay inni potti krdi ay te fir reyn do.
aik Doctor apne Dost Se)

Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.