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Log kehty hn,

pyar itna b mat kro
k
girl frnd sar p sawar Ho Jaye,

hum kehty hn k pyar itna karo
k
girlfrnd ki friend b tumhary sath faraar hony ko tyar HoJaye
acher 2 pathan : "PaIT" kyun banaya hai? ? ? ?

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Pathan : SHaLWaaR baandhnay k liye!
Filmstar Meera ne Geo k interview me kaha hai k
"ager Main Jhoot Bolon tu Mera Baap Mar Jaye"

Lahore main us Din 26 Log Heart-attack se Mar gye :-
Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy maarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur



wahan se neche phaink diya.
(Pak traffic police)

Motorcycle wala: Sir Meray papers to Complete hen!
Phir Chalaan Kyn?

Police: Beta Double Sawaari Khul gai he
or Tu Single
ja raha hai.
S U N D a Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
a= aaram hi aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy


to
larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!
agar Larki Ko Ulti aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...

Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!

agar Larkey Ko Ulti aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....

Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k aaya hai !


MORaL !!!
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ULTI Larki Ko aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...

KaMEENa Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...

GEO KaMEEENO...
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MaRIE!
Today is GOODDaY. I''m in GaLa . U''ve made my life SOOPER.
I''m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BaKERY,
so u can give me a TREaT everyday. U''ve Krack''jacked my JaM HEaRT.
Now i''m in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PaRTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!