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Why we don''t study whole year &

Why we don''t study whole year &

Spent sleepless nights during Exams?

Bcoz Sahil K Sukoon Se Humen InKaar Nai Magar,

Tufanon Se kashti Nikalne Ka Maza Or Hai!

Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.

Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.

Son: Why?

Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.

FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXaMS:

"all the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

Guzre hue Examz ko yaad na krna,

answr sheet me jo likha he uski faryad na krna,

Jo hoga wo to hoga,

Uski fikar me apne Holidays barbad na krna;-)

Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

aeroplane
Wright Brothrs

Cycle
Macmillan

Telephone
Graham Bell

Telescope
Galileo

Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

Genius Is a Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just as

We Complete Sylabus In a Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Eq.1: study=dont fail

Eq.1:
study=dont fail
Eq.2:
dont study=fail
adding eq 1&2
study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking common
study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol:study=fail.
HENCE PROVED.;-)

Kehdo un pharno walo say

Kehdo un pharno walo say,
*
kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
*
jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
*
utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy

Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers

Santa : among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam a Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!

Sardar Wrote BILL GATES

Sardar Wrote BILL GaTES
abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz

1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE

2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, as I Owe a
Vespa Scooter

3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, as I Use
PC at Home

4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GaTES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->

Girl : Have You Seen

Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
any Where ... ????

Santa : Not at all
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->

Daku: Tera Nam?

Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita

Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He

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