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DUa hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUa hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUa hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...
Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,


Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,


Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,


Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
ajab shaks ho tm
ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,



kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''
''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na



Yeh Sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai





Iss Se Msg
Send Bhi Hote Hai,



Try krke dekho
Its possible''
''Zid apni na chhodi
aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''
''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kertay hain,

aur kuch aise b hain ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MISCaLL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.''
''Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: ab tak bahut SMS khaye - ab Goli Kha -
DHISHKYOUN!''
''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...





..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..





.Baat ho to kaise ho.



Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''
''CONGRaTS" U have been awarded an M.B.a degree
For not Smsing me.
MBa means ''Member of Bhikari association''
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.a''s.''
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''
''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''