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''agar Koyi achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
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Paper Par Likh Kar almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''
''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah



Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''
''Thanks for not sending any SmS.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the "KaNJUS RaTNa" award-2008! Na.. Na,, Sms mat karna''
''udhar aap majbur baithe hai
idhar hum majbur baithe hai...

baat ho bhi to kaise
jab dono taraf do kanjus baithe hai..
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apka SMS laane k liye apna pvt. helicopter Bhej Raha Hu
ab to KaNJUSI chod do
plz''
''mulk ki bhi 1 sarhad hoti hai,
bachay ki bhi 1 zid hoti hai
or kitna intezar karoon tere sms ka
arey yaar kanjoosi ki bhi koi hudddd hoti hai''
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
''aik Kanjoos K Ghar Ko aag Lag Gai Or Wo apnay Ghar Ko Na Bacha Saka.
Kion?
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KION K WO SaRI RaaT FIREBRIGaD KO "MISS CaLL" MaRTa RaHa.''
''Ho mera kam in fakiron ko sms karna,

In kanjoso garibon ka inbox bharna,

Mera aLLaH inhe bhi abshram ajay,

Ye sms parhte hi inka bhi sms ajae……
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
''''Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2-3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jaoge !!!''