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''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent
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Is Sms Ko apny Doston Ko Byjo
Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty
''SaRDaR: KaL HUM NaY EaSYLOaD WaLaY KO BEWaKOOF BNaYa

BOY: WO KaSaY?

SaRDaR: HUM NaY US KO 100 RS Ka NOTE DYa OR NUMBER GLaT LIKHWa DYa!!!!''
''Gadhon Ki Race!....
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Fire!..

aray Bhago sms bad main prhna..''
''Logon Se Pange B Honge,
Ghar Men Dange B Honge,
agar Mujhe Msg Na Kiye To..
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aap k 12 Bachchay Honge,
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2 Ganje, or baki Nange hongay''
''"5" sawalön k sahi answer dene per apko milega piza..!

Challenge.

1.China Kis Mulk Me Hai?

2.14aug Kis Date Ko ati Ha?

3.Green Rung Kis Colour Ka Hota He?

4.Temater Ko Urdu Me Kya Bolte Hain?

5.Quaid-e-azam ki qabar me kon dafan hai?''
''Maine ik or naya mobile lya hai jis me ,fingerprint technology, 8 mega pixel double cam, 6 inch touch screen & 24Gb built in memory, waghaira kuch bhi nahi hai''
''Na ye CHaND hoga na TaRaY rahenge

Kya hum hamesha KUNWaRaY rahenge?

Is dnya me kitno k NIKaH ho gye

Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKaH k CHWaRaY rhenge?''
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VaNILa IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
''Ye Sang-E-Marmar Sa Tarasha Gora Badan

Boond Boond Pighlta Shabab

Honto Se Laga K Dekhon Kashish Kaisi Hy

Kämbäkht Ye VaNILa IcE Cream Cheez Hi Äisi Hy''
''Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.''
''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''
''jatay howay kuch aasa kar kar k jaoo kam k har gali sai awaaz aa aBBa JaN;aBBa JaN ;aBBa JaN''