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''Heer : Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Ho Gayi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...


Raanjha : To Main Kon Sa
UBL mein Manager Lag Gaya Hoon...
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICaL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
''zindagi behaal hai,sur hai na taal hai,
message box bhi kangaal hai,
kya aapki SMS factory mein hartaal hai?
plz.kuch toh bhejo yeh mere mobile ki,
zindagi ka sawaal hai......''
''dil se dil laga kar bhi dekh,
meri yaad mein aansoo bahakar bhi dekh,
SMS kya CaLL bhi karenge,
ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar bhi dekh......''
''aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......''
''Na yad tmhari bhulaenge

Na sath tmhara chorenge

Na krenge dil se door tmhe

Na dosti tmse tornge

agr toot b jye ghalti se


to






ELFY laga k joren

Zindagi bari
udaas hy

Mujhe lagi
piyas hy

Mujhe dunya
se na koi
aas hy

aLLaH kre uski LIGHT chali jay
Jo yeh soche k

meri poem
bakvas hy''
''To Garam Hoti Hai
Garam To Custrad Bhi Hota Hai
Custrad To Peela Hota Hai
Peela To Chooza Bhi Hota Hai
Chooza To ande Se Nikalta Hai
anda To Safed Hota ai
Lal To Gulab Bhi Hota Hai
Gulab Mein To Kante B Hote Hein
Kante To Machli Mein B Hote Hain
Machli To Darya Me Hoti Hai
Darya Men To Pani Hota Hai
Pani Me To Kashti B Hoti Hai
Kashti Me admi B Hote Hain
admi To Road Per B Chalte Hein
"Chalne Se Yaad aaya K Kal Meri Chappal Toot Gayi Thi".''
''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi
ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai
Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein
Hai
Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai
Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai
Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai
Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Pan Khata Hai
Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai
Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai
Istri''
''asi Pagl twady pichy,

Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,

agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,

''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,

HaHaHa.....!

Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''
''Bhool kar b kisi ko na rulana,

Zindgi main sab ko hasana,

Dushman ko b galay lagana,

Phir b koi ghum day to,

Maray ko phone lagana,

THOK DEIN GaY saalay ko''
''Maa ne kaha HaVELI chhor do,

Paro ne kaha DaaRO chhor do,

andhay ne kaha mujhe SaRaK k us PaaR chhor do.

Ek din aayega, Jab GirlFriend ke bachey kahengey:
Mamu Zara School Chhor do.''