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''Sincere apology:
If u dont like n e of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u
then plz dont hesitate feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!''
''Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: a push.''
''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U''
''a group of elephants were sitting on the street. a sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''
''ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehbooba ki ammi thi.. :-)@''
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Tumhari Yaad mein hum is Qadar Rote hain


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