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""SaDaQ""
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bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo

Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota.''
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''1BOY aPNI DOR KI aNTI K GHaR GYa.
USY KaFI DaIR HO GaI,aNTI NE KHa BETa aJ TM GUDDO K PaS SO JaO.



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PR HI SO JaTa HON.



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Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
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allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''
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Tum se



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