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''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''
''Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum aage Badhe, Kuch Voh aage Badhi
Hum Kuch aur aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch aur aage Badhi
Hum aur Bhi aage Badhe, Voh Bhi aur aage Badhi
ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.''
''Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''
''Duniya Se Jo Dare, Usse Kayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.''
''Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jis se kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.''
''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''
''U stole my memories,I excused u
U stole my laugh, I excused u
U stole my smile, I excused u
But this is too much..
Mere doggy ka biscuit vapas kar......!!''
''Stars are far away, The sun is so hot to touch
and the moon is unapprochable
So I brought u in my life
Bcoz I wanted to have my own little Universe..!!''
''Whenever i want youe presence, I read ur sms
Whenever I want to see you, I close my eyes
Whenever I want to hear your voice,
I throw stone on dog!!''
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''
''allah kisi ko mobile na de,
agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''