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''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''
''1 guy suddenly got up in a plane
and said ''Hijack''
Everybody put their hands up.
Then suddenly another guy
from other side got up and said
''Hijohn''''
''Sehwag''s son : are dekho maa.
Papa sixer pe sixer mare ja rahe hain.
Sehwag''s wife : Beta ye
aDVERTISEMENT hogi.''
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
''How v analyse things 4m outside
depends on how d thoughts r inside us.
Like Rs.500 seems big when v go 2 a temple
& So small when v go 2 a hotel.
Think abt it!''
''Wat happens when a lion roars????
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TOM and JERRY starts !!''
''Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...''
''Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolI "Shukriya Bhai Jan"''
''Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8th din naha lana chahiye.''
''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRaIN found...!''
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"