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''What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!''

''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''

''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''

''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''

''This dog, is dog,

''This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.''

''News: 3 Chimps

''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

''Why''d the

''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''

''How do you

''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''

''Any woman that

''any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.''

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat

''Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet words r nice 2 say
But sweet people r really hard 2 find
My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!''

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