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''Kya bataen tujhe mere dost ab k saal,
Ja rahy thy yaadon ko dil main liye sambhaal,
1 ajnabi ne achanak jo rok kar kahaa.
Chal oye!!! Mobile nikaal...''
''Na Pooch teri judai k lamhay mein kaise bitata hun

pani men SURF EXCEL mila k bulbuly banata hun

o O o
o O''
''adhi raat chand nikla thori der da........

me jitho jitho kehni hei to kiyon nhi cherda.....

aa ja sajna tenu milan da dil kr da.....

me jithu jithu kehndi aaei tu kiyon nhi cherda....''
''alar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bnealar balr baawe da bawaa kanaq kiaaye ga baawi bae kae chateae ge 100 rupea wte ge 1 rupeea khoota oda liaanda loot knd chille gaey sajna minu noat wkhaa maera mood bne''
''''Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo
''Hari Hari Ghaas Per Ghadey Ghaas Cher Rahae HeN




Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah ......



Shero Shairi aati Nahi Ham Sei Shairi Ker Rahae Hen............''
''jadeed Eduaction Muhawry!!

1. " Science say Gira arts me atka"

2." Fail hoty ko Practicals ka Sahara"

3. "Dagree le k aag me Daal"

4. "3rd Divsion pas Ghar ka na Ghat ka"

5. "Dost wo jo Imtihan me Cheating Karary"

6. " Likhna na Jnay, Nib terhi"

7. "Qadar kho Deta hai Roz ka University jana".''
''sadar and pathan ja rhy thy k um ko 1000 ka note mila

pathan: chalo fifty fifty ker lety hain

sardar: baki 900 ka kya keren gay''
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.

boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..

sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,


ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''
''MUNNa BHaI

abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka

SaRKIT

simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
''akhoon akhoon !!!!


aRz kiya he !!!!!






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