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''For pepsi "shahr

''For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "akshay"

Don"t worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!''

''Manzil ki taraf badt

''Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!''

''Yeh sulagata jism

''Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MaLaRIa hai.''

''Plz don"t read this Nahi to

''Plz don"t read this

Nahi to
ho jayega

Kya?

arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WaSTE!!''

''Attendence.. Pappu

''attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

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Ullu

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Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.''

''Hotho se jo choo liya,

''Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas aab tak hai,
aankhe Nam hai, aur sanso mein aag aab tak hain...
aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to "HaRI Mirchi..."-hai''

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?

''billi dum kuy hilate he..........?
batano na kyun........?
batano na kyun ........?
mein batayo kyun? kyun k!!!!!!!!!! dum bili ko nahi hila sakhti''

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,

''ek admi kabar par betha tha,
musafir ne pucha dar nahin lagta???
admi:darne ki kya bat hai???ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.''

''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HaaN" or "NaHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''

''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya… . Kaise?

''Kal 125 Logo Ko Bewakoof Banaya…
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Niche Dekho..
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Bas,aise Hi!
Ha..Ha..
ab 126 HOGaYE!''

''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?

''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

lafz

kafi hai ya or likhon?''

''1 admi apny dost k gar

''1 admi apny dost k gar gya Ghanti bajany par aik chota sa bacha bahir nikla.

admi bola: Beta ap k abu ghar par hen?

Bacha: Je wo to bazar gay howy hen.

admi: acha apny bary bhai ko bolao?

Bacha: Wo cricket khailny gay hen.

admi: acha tumhari ami to ghar hon gi?

Bacha: Je wo apni sahailiyon k sath picnic par gai hen.

Wo admi jal kar bola: To beta ap ghar men kiyon baithy hen, ap b kahen jaen.

Bacha bola: Men b tu apny dost k ghr aya hua hu''

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