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''Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?''
''JO aaLa ZaRF HOTE HaIN HaMESHa JHUK KE MILTE HaIN, SURaHI SaR NIGO HO KER BHaRa KERTI HE PEMaNa.''
''jee kia chaheyeh


haan kia chaheyeh???


msg parhna hai?



ULLU K PaTHaY YEH KIa KER RaHE hoo


yeh mesg hee tu hai''
''hum mast hain apni masti main.. kiyon jayin kisi ki basti main .. aisi ki tesi aisi basti ki.. jis ne kadar na ki hum jesi hasti ki..''
''aLLaH aaP KI UMaR LaMBI KaRE!
aLLaH aaP KO NaUKRI DE!
aLLaH aaP KO KHUSH RaKHE!
aLLaH aaP KI ROZI MaIN BaRKaT DE!
YaaD HO GEYa?
CHaL PHIR KaTORa UTHa OR SHOORU HO Ja.''
''Jab jab aati hai aap ki miscall....skooon, chain aur khushian laati hai aap ki miscall.
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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''
''tez hawa ka jhonka aaya
saath main teri khushbu laya
tab meray dil main khayal aaya
aaj bhi mera dost nahin nahaya''
''roz logon se tare pange honge, roz tareghar main dange hon ge.agar mujhe sms nahin kia to yaad rakhna. tumhare 12 bache honge or sare lafange honge......''
''Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya
Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya
Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay
ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.''
''Na jane kab TaaRaY toot jayen


na jane kab aaNSU aNKH se choot jayen



kuch pal HUMaRaY sath bhi HaNSS lo



najane kab TUMHaRE DaaNT toot jaen.''
''Baat Baat Pr Ye "Shut Up" Kehna achcha Nhi Lgta faraz,,
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Tum Ek Dafa He "PONKa" Q Nhi Keh Detey... :-)''
''Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''