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ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai

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2 tablet easy
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aur SmS nikalny
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''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c

''asi v kisay nall pyar kita c.
odi yad vich dil beqarar kita c.
apnay piyar da ek din izhaar keta c.
o meri jaan kehn lagi
mein ta tery naal mazak keeta c...

''GSG PUKAAR. HUKMARANO

''GSG PUKaaR.
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''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.

Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"

Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka aazab shuro ho gya"''

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

''You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don''t misunderstand.
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''You are equal to sixty james bond!

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420''

''We''ve known each

''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''

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''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: after reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''

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