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''Aaj, kal, harpa

''aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur"s own DEaR.''

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?

''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FaTHER: How are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FaTHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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''f ever in your life

''f ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.''

''Dekho yaar?

''Dekho yaar?

kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.''

''Aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

''aaj main ne 25 logon ko bewaqoof banaya.

Pata he kasay?

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Bilkul aisay.
ab 26 ho gay.''

''KETNA KHOBSORAT JANGAL HY AO MAIRY 7 JANGAL KI SAIR KARO,

''KETNa KHOBSORaT JaNGaL HY aO MaIRY 7 JaNGaL KI SaIR KaRO,
CHEETa US KY SaTH HO LEYa aGeY 1 HaTHI SaMaND BOND Ka NaSHa KR RaHa THa CHuHY NY USY BHI YaHI KaHa WOH SaTH HO LEYa,aGaY 1 SHaIR HIRON PINY RaHa THa CHuHY NY USY BHI YaHI KaHa TO SHaIR NY THaPaR MaRa, JaB HaTHI OR CHEETa NY PuCHa KEH aaP NY ESY KEYON MaRa TO SHaIR BOLa KEH KaL BHI KaMINa BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHaNTY GUMaTa RaHa HY''

''TANHAIYAAN *”~”~”~”~”* *”~”~”~”*

''TaNHaIYaaN
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Bewaqoof Jab ooper Tanhaiyaan hain to
Neeche konsa “MELa” laga hai jo dekhne aaye ho?

''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

''2 Lahori larkey mar gaye

Naik thay to janat ma chaley gaye

But
Unhon ne janat ma bari kutt khai!

Pata ha kiyo?

Janat ma Farishto ko kehty hain
"Yaar jannat to achi hy Sb kch hy 70 hurain b hn,

Pr:
Lahore Lahore ey.. :)''

''A-0-A. 1 gd news he!!!!

''a-0-a.
1 gd news he!!!!
is mahiny ki 29 ko mri mehdi he,,
or 30 ko shadi he,
or 31 ko valima he!!
u r invited!!!
plz zrur ana!!!''

''Punjaban:

''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''

''MALOOM HAI AAP BOHUT BUSY HO.

''MaLOOM HaI aaP BOHUT BUSY HO.
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ISS LIYE KUCH NaHI LIKHa WaRNa aaP KO PaRHNa PaRTa!..''

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