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''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....

''Duniya Main Reh

''Duniya Main Reh Kar Sapno Main Kho Jao
Ksi Ko apna Bana Lo
Ya Ksi K Ho Jao
agr Khuch Bhi Nhi Kar Sagte To Takia Lagao aur So Jao''

''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..

''SINDHI hone ki mushkilaat..

1. Ghar me
sindhi bolo

2. School me
urdu bolo

3.Paper
angrezi me hal kero

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4.Mrnay k baad hisab arbi me do''

''Muslim lady:

''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''

''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON

''MERE HaTHON KI LaKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KaHa FaRaZ....!

TUJHY ZINDaGI MaIN SB KUCH MILaY Ga SIWaY
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>BIJLI K<''

''Its been a rough day.I got up this

''Its been a rough day.I got up this
Its been a rough day.I got up this morning,put on a shirt N a button fell off.I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.I''m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom''

''Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

''Ek admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha

Poocho Kyon.?

Bechara MBa kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, apne apko BRaNCH MaNaGER Samajhta Tha.!''

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k

''Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis
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samane mangta hai ??
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Bihkari k samne

" Maaf karo Baba"''

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana

''Zindagi me Race kabhi mut lagana .

But why ?

Kiun k aap ka naam change ho sakta hai. But how ?

Because jo jeeta wohi "Sikandar"...=P;->''

''You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive ... ?

''You Know
Why Divorces are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They are Worth It.......... =P ;->''

aadmi k left hath

aadmi k left hath
Ek aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''

aadmi k left hath

aadmi k left hath
Ek aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''

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