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1 Pathan Ko uska Susar Jootay Maar Raha Tha:


aadmi: Q Maar Rahy Ho?



Susar: Iski Biwi ne Hospital Se Isay SMS Kya,

TUM BaaP BaN GaYE HO.

Isne apne Saary Doston Ko Forward Kar diya. :-)''
''1 billi chohe ko pakr rhi thi choha bhag bhag kr jb thak gia to bare style se khary ho kr bola!

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."Billo rani kaho to abi jan day don".''
''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''
''1 aadmi apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
( Chattakh )

Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi aakhir aapka hi Beta hai.
( Chattakh )''
''a Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:

Rote Howay

Sir Kya aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?

Boss: Nahi To!

Secretary: Tu Phir Sir aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
''Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?

Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.

Girl: agar achi na Bani to?

Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.''
''Teacher: Shoaib akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "a Beautiful delivery by Shoaib akhtar.''
''Hindu Pati Shadi k Baad: Main Shadi Se Pehle 20 aurton K Sath So Chuka Hon...




Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.

To adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''
''Koi PYaR Karnay wala agar DUKH Day

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aapki aankho May aansu aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
aansu Saaf karna

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ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''
''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''
''In Sardiyon Main Romance acha Nahi FaRaZ...

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Geezar(Geyser) Tera Kharab Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar...!''