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''Usnay Mehsoos Bhi Na hony Diya,
Yuoon Kahani ka Rukh Moor Diya,
Milny Julny main ki Kami Pehly,
Phir Rafta Rafta Hameen Choor Diya..,''
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MENTaL HOSPITaL VaN
Pagalon ko uthane i hai, apko meri dosti ki qasam BHaG Jao.''
''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
''Jo log garm pani m ''Elfy'' dall k nehatey hain
"Faraz"
Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nhi krtay
''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''
''1 CHEETa CHaRRS KI CEGRaTE BaNa RaHa THa 1 CHOHa BHaGTa HOWa aYa OR KaHa. KEYOON ZNDGI BaRBaD KaRTY HO DaIKHO KETNa KHOBSOORaT JaNGaL HY aaO MaIRY SaTH JaNGaL KI SaIR KaRRO,
CHEETa US KY SaTH HO LEYa aGaY aIK HaTHI SaMaND BOND Ka NaSHa KR RaHa THa CHOHY NY USY BHI YaHI KaHa WOH SaTH HO LEYa,aGaY aIK SHaIR HIRON PINY KI TaYaRI KR RaHa THa CHOOHY NY USY BHI YaHI KaHa TO SHaIR NY KHaINCH KY aIK THaPaR MaRa, JaB HaTHI OR CHEETa NY POOCHa KEH aaP NY ESSY KEYOON MaRa TO SHaIR BOOLa KEH KaL BHI KaMINa BHUNG PI KR MUJHY 3 GHaNTY GUMaTa RaHa HY YEH:-''
''Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai



Dulhe Ko akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.''
''Upcomng Horor Movies!

1.EXaM Ka KHaUF
2.TaDaPTa STUDENT
3.SHaITaNI BOOKS
4.SaDMa RESULT Ka
5.NEEND KI MaUT
6.PYaSI EXaMINER
7.PaSS HO Na HO''
''Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??''
''a Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
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Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein

Tamatar aur andon Ki Khushboo faraz,

Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki

Cricket Team Wapis aney Wali Hai...''