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''Girl to Doctor:

''Girl to Doctor:

Last time aap ne Mera abortion Kiya,
To aap BLaDE ander Bhool Gaye Thy.

Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,

8 k Khoon Nikal aaya

aur

19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien. :-D''

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

''What is the Difference Between Dost and Condom?

1. Dost musibat mai kaam aata hai aur Condom Musibat aane hi nahin deta.

2. Date per Dost sath ho aur Condom na ho to Girlfriend naraz ho jati hai.

3. Dost k Saath Zindagi k liye lekin Condom ka Saath kuch lamhay k liye hota hai.

4. Dost juda ho kar Dhoka deta hai aur Condom phat kar.

5. Dost anmol hota hai aur Condom 6 rupay k 4 Miltay hain...''

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Petrol 66.70 Rupay hai

Is liye aapke aney Haaney k Liye Paish Hai.

"KHOTa TOYOTa"

Model 2010

Petrol ka Dushman,

jab tak Dil kary Chalate raho,

5 years Maintenance Free,

Sponsered by:

Jahan Khuab Wahan KHOTa TOYOTa. :-)''

''uSAY KAHA b THA k t

''uSaY KaHa b THa k tMHaRI sHaLWaR PHaTI HUE HaI faraz
Beghairat Muskura kar kheta hai "HOLaY HOLaY SE HaWa LaGTI HaI"''

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''

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''Ghalib farmaty hain

''Ghalib farmaty hain

Ishq karne Se Pehle Us Ka anjam Dekh Lo

Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka anjam Dekh Lo

agar Phir Bhi Samaj Na aaye To

Film ''TERE NaaM'' Dekh Lo.''

"Andar ana mana ha"

"andar ana mana ha"

Muhabat muskrati hui i

Dil k darwazey par kadam rkha
Or
kehne lagi
"Maf krna!:-)
Mai andhi huN:-)''

. ye hai wayla Msg

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enjoy it :) ''

''beta apne baap

''beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he. papa ha kia he teri mami se. beta begarat ghar mein hi chaker chla rkha he''

''1 pathan angoor bech

''1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.
2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.''

''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...

''Hawaen kehti hen D0STI karo...
Fizaen kehti hen PYaR karo..
Baharen kehti hen SHaDI karo...
Or gahr wale kehte hen...
"bakwas band karo aur PaRHaI complete karo"''

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