''agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum naaaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banayaaap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''
''Banta is crying loudly.
Banta`s brother asks: Why are you crying?
Banta: My mother died.
Banta`s Brother: What a co-incidence! My mother died too! Boo hoo hoo!''
''Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”''
''Boy:
aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha .
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.
.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''
''Girl to Sheikh: tum mujhay apni Ring de doo
es ko dekh kar main Tumhain yaad karon ge
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch kar yaad kar lena, main ne mangi the us ne nahi di''