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''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHaKKI"
nai mashoor.''
''TV on kro abi abi Govt
Pakistan ne ordinance
jari kya hai

K

Khubsurat logon ko is
mulk se nikal dya
jayega



aap to 100%







Save ho

Ufffffff mera kya bany ga*.''
''"aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "aQaLMaND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''
''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????''
''aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''
''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain

Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"''
''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "aitebar"
Jahan "aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
"2 Goli DISPRIN"''
''Heer: Main Tumhare Ishq Main Barbaad Hogai, Ruswa Hogai...!!


Raanjha: To Main Konsa UBL main Manager Lag Gaya Hun...''
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,

WaH,WaH
IRSHaD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,

JOOTa UTaRTE HaIN


aur

aur

MOZa SUNGHa DETE HaIN!:-)''
''arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti aunty phans gayi.''
''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''