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''How To Become a GENIUS?

*some text missing*

Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-''

''Can a Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than a Effiel Tower?

ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''

''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''

''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath

''Ek aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''

''A Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own

''a Bicycle Can''t Stand On It''s Own

Why ... ?

Think !!

Because

It''s Two-Tired ... ;->''

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k Haq main Dua kerta hy

''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''

''suno, Mehsoos karo,

''suno,

Mehsoos karo,

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ik ik boond

Tum se

Cheekh cheekh

kar keh rahi hai

"NaH Lo"
Eid abi dor hai.''

''Aap ko bohat bohat

''aap ko bohat bohat

*EID MUBaRaK*

heraan mat houn jis ko mera $m$ mil jaye
us ki to Eid hi ho jati hai...!!!''

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa main kis sy karon Dost.. .

''Teri be-Rukhi ka shikwa
main kis sy karon Dost..
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.Yahan her Dost kehta hai,
Tujse SET nahi ho rhi to Number mujhy de de.....''

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya

aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

jJesay taiz aandi mein
SHaaPER aaty hain..;-)''

''Mu se log milty hain

''Mu se log milty hain
merey ikhlaq ki waja se

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Hor meri koi "PHaKKI"
nai mashoor.''

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