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''after the announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta aapka Result kiya aaya hai?
Son: abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya allama ki aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''
''Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
Man: aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
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Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.''
''Yaar aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''
''Once Ghalib Saw a Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''
''a Great Japanese proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it..."

Its PaKISTaNI version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste Ur time on it..."''
''"Khudi ko kar buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"
''Tere liye har GUM ka Rasta mor don
Tere liye "CHaND TaREY" tor don
Bas tu aik bar "HaNS" k dekh lay
Teri Kasam tere saray "DaaNT" tor don.''
''Gazab Ka Nakhra ajeeb Style Hai.
MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai.
Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''
''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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aazma Luck aazma
apni Qismat Ki Baazi, azma. :-)''
''Is Mulk ko Mulk Banaye Ga Pathan

Her Zulm k Khilaf awaz Uthae Ga Pathan

Hai Waada agar Saath Den Sub to

Chand pe Bhi NaSWaR ki Dukaan Lagaye Ga Pathan. :-)''
''Tera Hone Laga Hon Remix:

Failing in the Tests is Like a New Trend in the Coaching.
SIR feel Me. Sir Feel Me.

Thinking about the Fun We Making and the Sheet We Sharing.
SIR Heal Me. SIR Heal Me.

ayi Jo Meri Supplee Supplee. Mera to Bura Haal Hua.
ammi Se Pare Joote Joote.

abbu Ka Bhi Jalal Hua,
Faaaail. Hota Raha Hon. Jab Bhi Parha Hun. Fail He Hua Hon.
''Hello Janu!

Plz Mera Ye sms apny ammi abbu k Samnay Oonchi awaz Main Parhna

Ok?

Ready

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Dulha Mil Gaya
Dulha Mil Gaya Mil Gaya...... :-''