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Ek larki thi dewani C

Mobile lekr chlati thi

Nazren jhuka k

Sharma k

Mbl mein jany kya dekha krti thi

Kuch krna tha shayad usko

Pr jane kis se drti thi

Jb b mlti thi muj se

Yehi pucha krti thi

Ye ON kese hota hai
Ye ON kese hota hai

aur main sirf yahi kehta tha
Ye mob nhi


T.V ka remote hai.
Kya zamana aaya he!

Pahle log shadi k bad jo kam karte the,
abhi wo shadi se pahle kar rahe hen!


pata he kya?

Nahen na

KHUD Kushi.. ;-)
The most funniest newz in todays current affairz. . . . . .

The shoe thrown at bush by muntazir Zaidi happenz

to be made of sialkot, pakistan. . .

So President Bush Security Team haz Suspected

Pakistan to be part of da event. . .
a team of Specialst will soon

Vist Sialkot for further investigationz . . . .
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Na EID MUBaRaK
Na BIRTH DaY
Na NEW YEaR MUBaRaK
Sirf or sirf
BUSH ko jota MUBaRaK...
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
arz Kiya Ha

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Wah wah

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-
a group of elephants were sitting in a street..

a female elephant passes by them.. Then a loafer elephant said..

Wow!

Wat a figure!

3600-2400-3600 ;-)
INDIa me 1 ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska


S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....
1 ameer ne Ghareeb admi se poocha:

"Yeh batao k SEX mehnat hai ya maza?"

Ghareeb bola:

"Maza hi hoga Sahib"

"Warna aap Log ye B hum se hi krwatay.
_.-"-._
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HaaJI
PaTTHaR MaaRNE WaLaY HaIN:-
aik afsurda poem
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Phoolon ki malka,
Baharoon ki shehzadi..

Phoolo ki malka
Baharo ki shehzadi...
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Dil torr k chali gae..
Kutti,kameeni, haramzadi!!!
Teacher:
Translate in urdu
"aslam Unitted his Mother and Sister..


Student:
aslam ne us ki Maa BEHEN aik kar di...:-D