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Larkiyan Patanay MeiN Tum Hi Ustad Nahi Hou "Faraz"..!!

Suna Hai karachi Mai koi "MOHSIN" b rehta Hai;-)
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??





Kion k new pamper ab pehle se bhi ziada jazb karta hai! :);-)
1 Shair aLLaMa IQBaL ka aap ki Nazar...

"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..



Bachay 3 he achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
Teachr ne SHaRaB ka nuqsan batane k lye
1 KEERa SHRaB mai dala to wo mar gya.

Techr:aap Ne Kia Seekha?

stdn:
SHRaB peenay se PaIT k KEERaY mar jatay hain.
Rs 60/- per day is wasted in smoking, which could be used to feed a hungry man in india.

So lets keep smoking, marne do saalon ko !

PaKISTaN ZINDaBaD!
10 things I know about U!!

1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart



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Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge.
Itney Kamzor Ho gaey us ki Judai se faraz.

ab SLÄÑTY khatay hain to pait bhar jata hai...!
Raat k 2 bajay
1 student dusre se:- ajh kuch khatarnak kaam karne ka mann kar raha hay.

2nd student:- Tou pher chal thori parhai karte hain;-)
Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

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Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
Hi friends! I''m collecting Quaid''s photos

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"Golden Words"



agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou



''LaNaT HaI TUM PE''