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If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer”
But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”.
Feel the difference;)


Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Sardar: Ba

Professor:For sodium?
Sardar: Na

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of Ba
& 2 atoms of Na combined?
Sardar: BaNaNa
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)


Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey

Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”


Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:a second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:a coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second
Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”


Employer: ?In this job we need someone who is responsible.?

applicant: ?I?m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.?


a very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
143 means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED aND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.