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Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka



Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi


aur


Unka Ek


"Mike Hussey" :-)
Most Innocent & Heart Touching
lines said by a Truely Loving Girl
to her lover boy friend at Break up

Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
Kuttay Kameenay..!!J
a marr, dafa ho.
teri shakal pehle din se he kameeno jesi lagi thi mujhe,
Chimgadar ki shakal walay,
Khabis Insan... ;->
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Kuch Nahi
aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad aa Gaya
ajmal Ka . . . =P =D
Shadi Main Larki Ko Itna Kyon Sajaya Jata Hai?


any Guess?

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I''ll Tell You...

MaaL Jaisa Bhi Ho.
Packing achi Honi Chahiye. :-)
When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.


Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)
Teacher To Pathan: Where Were You Born?


Pathan Proudly Says: In Khyber PakhtonKhua

Teacher: Spell It.

Pathan: I Think I was Born in N.W.F.P. :-)
GREaT INDIaNS:

When Power Goes Off in US,
They call Power House.

In China,
They Check Fuse

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But in India,

First thing is To check Neighbor''s House.

"Sabki Gayi Hai Na?"
Buss!
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: aur Uske agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
a strange reality:

''The ValuE Of liFe iNcReasEs oNlY aFter It iS lOst!''
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Wnt proof?

alive chicken
Rs 160/-
Chicken TandOori
Rs480/- :-P
It iS a ChaLLeNgE f0r u..

ap Kabhi Bh¡ kar nahi saktE..
Himat hy t0 kar kE Dikha0..

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MErE # pE 100 ka Load... ;->
Universal msg 4 every girL...

"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!