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Machhar aur Makhi ki Ho gayi Shaadi
Pahli hi rat se ho gaye Machhar ki Barbadi
Machhar ne kaha Meri to QISMaT hi PHOOTI hai
Makhi Roz Rat ko GOOD NIGHT laga kar soti hai.

Sincere Apology:

Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate,
feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!

2 lovers plan 2 suicide.

2 lovers plan 2 suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Girl closed her eyes n returnback saying "LOVE IS BLIND"
Boy in the airopened his parachute saying "LOVE NEVER DIES"

Manzil ki taraf badhte

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BaNOGE.

Who said english

Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..

3 tips to break a mirror:

3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . .

Khat likh raha hoon khoon s

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SaMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
and suck the juice excitely,

Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TaNDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)

kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..? .

kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..?
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plzz chek it again...!!
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r u sure..???
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yesss..!!!
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koi bat nahin gadhey k bhi nahin hotey...!!!

hows it..!!

msge neechay hai....

msge neechay hai....

aur neechay....

aur neechay.....

aur neechay.........

mujhe nahi pata tha k tum aik msge k liyee itna gir sakhtee hoo .......
hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Ager Mahima Chudhar

ager Mahima Chudhary male (larka)hoti to us ka naam kia hota.........
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aNSWER
BaaPHIBaaP Chudhary
Ma HI Ma to BaaP HI BaaP

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